This is a very special occasion, isn't it? It's such a rare thing – far too rare – that we commission a Local Preacher on to the Full Plan. And it's a wonderful thing when it happens, when the Church acknowledges that not only has God called Felicia to this wonderful work, but that she has worked as hard as she could to prepare herself.
Those of us who are preachers – and perhaps some of us who are worship leaders, too – will probably be remembering their own commissioning services. I wonder how you felt? I remember feeling very scared – somehow, for some reason, they thought I was ready! Even now, the best part of a quarter of a century later, I sometimes wonder when they'll find out what a fraud I really am.....
Yet I know I was called, as we know Felicia has been called, and as all of us have been called to serve God in some way or another. As in the Gospel reading we have just heard, where three people were given very particular gifts.
This story is a very old friend –
most of us, I expect, have known it since our nursery days.
Indeed, it is –
or used to be –
often employed by teachers and so on to push children on to practice and work hard.
If God has given you talents, they say,
then you must work to make the absolute very best of them.
But, of course, it isn’t so much about talents in that sense –
although it can be taken that way.
It’s about money.
Or at least, in Jesus’ story it’s about money.
It is about gifts, and the way we use them, but on face value, the story is about money.
A talent was serious money back then.
Maybe about twenty years’ wages for your average labourer;
maybe more.
Serious money.
So the master was not messing about when he asked his slaves to look after it for him.
One slave was given five talents, another two and the third just one.
I suppose in these days they would be share portfolios,
and the slaves would be young investment bankers or stockbrokers or something like that.
The master goes away, for whatever reason, and shares out the money.
And then he goes away, and doesn’t come back and doesn’t come back.
Maybe he is away for months, maybe years, maybe even a decade or more:
the text just says “A long time”.
And while he is away, things happen.
The first and second servants both go into business for themselves using their unexpected capital.
Perhaps they deal on the stock exchange.
Perhaps they open up a business of some kind –
a restaurant, say, or buying and selling houses.
We’re just told they traded with their money.
I expect they made themselves seriously rich, too.
They would have felt able to pay themselves a good salary,
while all the time preserving and adding to their Master’s capital.
But what of Number 3?
He’s quite comfortable already, thank you.
He has a good, secure job;
he would really rather be employed by someone than go into business for himself.
It doesn’t occur to him that, of all the slaves,
he was the one chosen to see what he would do,
whether he would have the courage to invest that capital.
And in any event, he doesn’t have that sort of courage.
Supposing something went wrong and he lost it all?
The consequences don’t bear thinking about!
Better play safe.
Very safe.
Not the bank –
not with the current banking crisis, thank you very much!
Okay, maybe his money would be safe,
but he wouldn’t be comfortable thinking about it, just in case it wasn’t.
Better just dig a hole in the ground and pretend you’re planting carrots or potatoes.
So that’s what he does;
the sort of moral equivalent of putting it into
old sock under his mattress, or in his underwear drawer.
And he gets on with his life.
And then, one day, the Master comes back.
I wonder whether they had ever really expected that he would,
or if they had almost forgotten they weren’t in it for themselves.
And the first and the second servant come swanning up with all the trappings of wealth –
chauffeur-driven Rollers,
Philippe Patek watches,
Louis Vuitton briefcases,
the best smartphones on the market,
and, finally, able to present the Master with
share certificates
and bank statements
and other records of profit and loss to show him that they had each doubled their investments.
The Master is delighted.
“Well done, you good and faithful servant.” he says to them.
“You’ve been faithful in little things” –
not that little;
a “talent” was, as I said, serious money –
“now you’ll be put in charge of great things.
Enter in to the joy of your Master!”
And then along comes the third servant.
On a pushbike.
And he presents his master with a filthy dirty and rather crumpled envelope containing the original bankers’ order.
“I couldn’t face it, Master!” he explains.
“supposing it had all gone wrong
What would you have said to me?
You’re very harsh, and you do like your people to make you lots of money,
and I was too scared to try.
So I have kept it safe, and here you are!”
And the Master is seriously annoyed!
“Oh, look here!” he said.
“So you didn’t want to play the stock market or start a business, okay,
but couldn’t you at least have put it on deposit somewhere for me,
so I could have had the interest?
Just not good enough, I’m afraid.
Take him away!”
The story is, of course, part of Jesus' teachings about the Kingdom of Heaven,
and I think it isn't easy for him to put things into words that really don't go into words!
You may remember other stories he also told about it,
trying to find an illustration that would make sense to his hearers,
talking of the tiny grain of mustard seed that grew to become
a huge shrub,
or the tiny bit of yeast that was needed to make the dough rise.
I don't know if you realise that these stories don't say to us quite what they said to Jesus’ first hearers,
as mustard was a terrific weed, like stinging-nettles,
and nobody in their right mind would plant it deliberately.
And yeast –
or sourdough, more probably –
was not really associated with people of God,
since what you had at the holy feasts was unleavened bread,
which was then, by association, considered slightly more “proper” than ordinary bread.
And the thought of a woman baking it may well have turned people up a bit –
women tended to be rather “non-persons” in those days.
And, actually, it’s the same here.
Particularly for the third slave –
you what?
He should have put his money in the bank?
To earn interest?
I don’t think so!
Jewish people in that time and place
took very seriously the commandment that “thou shalt not lend out
thy money upon usury”.
So here is the master telling the slave
that he should have done just that?
Yikes!
So what does it all mean?
How is it relevant to a commissioning
service?
This whole story comes in a section of
teaching about the End Times,
something we don’t really like to
think about these days.
Jesus has been saying that nobody, not
even he, knows the day and hour –
there will be all sorts of signs and
symbols and symbolism, but they don’t necessarily mean anything.
And people will say “Oh, Jesus
is coming on this
date,” or “the end of the world is coming on that
date”, but not to believe them.
He says nobody knows when it will
happen –
and these days, increasingly, it’s or
even if it will happen –
but the idea is to be prepared.
“Who,” Jesus asks,
“are faithful and wise servants?
Who are the ones the master will put in
charge of giving the other servants their food supplies at the proper
time?
Servants are fortunate if their master
comes and finds them doing their job.
You may be sure that a servant who is
always faithful will be put in charge of everything the master owns.”
The earlier part of
this chapter
told the story of
the wise and foolish bridesmaids,
and whether you
would rather be with the wise bridesmaids in the light,
or the foolish ones in the dark....
well, not quite
that, but you know what I mean.
The sensible
girls were prepared and ready –
the silly ones
hadn’t even thought they might need to light lamps if it got late.
So again, Jesus is trying to draw
pictures of things that don’t go into words very well;
he’s trying to make his hearers
understand what it’s going to be like,
when he himself doesn’t have a very
clear picture of it.
But one thing he does know –
we need to live as if he were never
coming back,
but be prepared for him to return any
second now!
It’s one of those Christian paradoxes
that our faith is so full of.
It’s not just about what we do with
our money, or with our time –
although obviously we need to make sure
we are good stewards of both.
It’s maybe more, I think, about what
we do with our relationship with God.
We are all, I expect, Christians here;
all people who enjoy a reciprocal
relationship with their Creator.
And some people make the most of it!
Most of us do, I am quite sure.
We make a point of learning who we are,
so we can be honest with God,
we make a point of learning from the
Bible who God is,
and making a point of developing the
relationship by spending time with God each day.
We don’t find it easy –
nothing worthwhile ever is easy –
and, of course, the ones who are really
expert at it tend to make it look easy, which tends to make us feel
inadequate.
But, of course, most of what we do to
grow as a Christian is actually done by God;
our job is to be open to being grown –
and to use the “means of grace”
that we have been given to do that.
But there are others around –
not here, I don’t suppose, not for
one moment –
but I’m sure we know people who
joyously responded to God’s call upon their life –
and then got stuck.
Didn’t grow, didn’t, maybe, even
want to grow and change.
Stayed as baby Christians, still
drinking milk when they should have been weaned on to meat, as St
Paul puts it.
And maybe, one day, they will have to
explain themselves, too.
“You had all these opportunities to
become the person you were meant to be, but you wasted them.
Why?”
But Felicia has not done that. I've
known her for some years now, ever since she first began to be aware
that God was calling her to be one of “Mr Wesley's preachers”. I
know how hard she's worked to get where she is today, not least
because when she started out, her English really wasn't very good,
and she sometimes struggled to understand what was going on. It's
been a long struggle, and I know there were times when she didn't
find it easy. The London Course, which is how she trained, is very
intensive – for fifteen months they meet almost every week, and there are
several weekends away for periods of more intense study. No long
holidays, the year you do it! And you have to preach every couple of
months, and a qualified preacher has to listen to you and then send a critique to
your tutors which you aren't allowed to see first! Really hard work.
But Felicia did it, and I've had the privilege of watching her grow
and become better and better at it over the last few years. So
congratulations, Felicia!
And may we all follow your example.
We're not all called to preach, but we are all called to be God's
people. We need to allow God to work in us, to make us the people we
have the potential to be, and maybe even to make us more than that.
We need to become what we can become,
in God.
Much has been given to us already;
now we need to be open to God working
in us.
Amen.